There’s always potential for schmoozing with a hot date at the Monday Club Bar, but I bet no human-types would ever come close to the bacon-wrapped bliss as these pretties. Although $2 snags you but a singleton, each Marcona almond-stuffed date wrapped with warm, crisp bacon parades as practically a future-food capsule of crammed flavor and calorie density. It takes great strength to stop at one, however, but no one would look askance if you kept under your $3 budget, with outstretched fingers towards that one perfectly plated date. It’s been a while since the last salt-sweet-fat orgy, so let your tongue get a little cah-razy.