Perfect. Hangover. Remedy. What kind of constitution-savior does $3 snag you? One fried egg, unabashedly processed cheese and crispy bacon on a fluffy white bun. How much more greasy-spoon, high-carb, heart-stopping breakfast do you need? Screw the fast food corporations and their mcblini this and ba-'kin that. Support America! And if you're feeling recessionista or vegetarian, save a buck if you skip the meat. Salty, chewy and satisfying ... just like every morning should be. But get there before 11am, because after that the price goes up.